TWO THOUSAND DEAD MICE IN PARACHUTES
(HNGN) Mice invade Guam on Sunday. After being killed and injected with Tylenol, or being killed BY being injected with Tylenol.  And using cardboard parachutes, and being dropped on an American Air Base.  In the hope that brown snakes, an invasive species, will eat them and die.

NOT THE ONION!

Just when you think government has reached the ultimate in stupidity.  No word yet whether this massive invasion has caused Guam to tilt and turn turtle and sink.

It is a concept worthy of Representative Hank Johnson, the bottom-of-the-brain-power-run Congressman:

Congressman Hank Johnson fears Guam will tip over, March 25 …

But then, we should get used to this kind of intelligence in Congress people (politically correct but seemingly inaccurate use of “people”), as we see the likes of Sheila Jackson Lee and the Wicked Witches of the West (Boxer and Pelosi and Feinstein – or are they The Three Stooges?).  One more result of failing to cull the herd sufficiently.

And just imagine what a huge commercial bonanza it is for the company that makes Tylenol:  I can see the ads already.  “If Tylenol can cure Guam’s headache, imagine what it will do for yours!”

I wonder, would this work on the two-legged snakes that infest inside the Beltway?

Mama’s Note: Not unless you can adulterate the cocaine they snort with Tylenol. Say, now there’s an idea…