Editor’s note: Hopefully, all readers will see this as the satire it is intended to be.But these do make us think about this activity. Provide your own reasons to, or not to, vote this year.
A Baker’s Dozen reasons NOT TO VOTE in the Presidential election in 2024
Joe Biden
Donald Trump
Robert F Kennedy Jr.
The (still unknown) Libertarian candidate
Jill Stein (Green)
It just encourages them all
It is yet just another advance auction of stolen goods
If elections really made any difference, they wouldn’t have them
I have much better things to do with my time, like cleaning out my attic
I don’t want to upset my relatives. Or my neighbors.
I do want to upset my relatives. And my neighbors.
I don’t want to feel morally bound by participating.
I can’t vote “none of the above.”
Whatever your reason(s), be thankful that elections in these States are not mandatory: we do not have to risk some sort of punishment if we do not wear an “I voted” sticker at the end of the day or the next day. Nor do we have elections as an official holiday: we can still call the nfront office and various other businesses and expect to hear a human voice on the other end. (Even if after punching in a long string of numbers into the silly answering system!)
But the worst thing about elections is the very poor choice of selections: not even a “none of the above” in most places. But as you can see above that is just one of at least thirteen reasons to avoid darkening the door of your nearby voting place.
Let alone voting early or by mail. But THAT is another commentary.
Follower of Christ Jesus (a christian), Pahasapan (resident of the Black Hills), Westerner, Lover of Liberty, Free-Market Anarchist, Engineer, Army Officer, Husband, Father, Historian, Writer, Evangelist. Successor to Lady Susan (Mama Liberty) at TPOL.
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A Baker’s Dozen reasons not to vote in the 2024 election for massa
Editor’s note: Hopefully, all readers will see this as the satire it is intended to be.But these do make us think about this activity. Provide your own reasons to, or not to, vote this year.
A Baker’s Dozen reasons NOT TO VOTE in the Presidential election in 2024
Whatever your reason(s), be thankful that elections in these States are not mandatory: we do not have to risk some sort of punishment if we do not wear an “I voted” sticker at the end of the day or the next day. Nor do we have elections as an official holiday: we can still call the nfront office and various other businesses and expect to hear a human voice on the other end. (Even if after punching in a long string of numbers into the silly answering system!)
But the worst thing about elections is the very poor choice of selections: not even a “none of the above” in most places. But as you can see above that is just one of at least thirteen reasons to avoid darkening the door of your nearby voting place.
Let alone voting early or by mail. But THAT is another commentary.
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Follower of Christ Jesus (a christian), Pahasapan (resident of the Black Hills), Westerner, Lover of Liberty, Free-Market Anarchist, Engineer, Army Officer, Husband, Father, Historian, Writer, Evangelist. Successor to Lady Susan (Mama Liberty) at TPOL.