As we learn more and more about the truly amazing ways that American governments have lied, lied, and lied some more, it brings back some memories.
So here is a bit of fun – calling up (with suitable updating) a spoof/sarcastic remarks from 2011.
- There was NO Osama bin Laden: he was invented by (choose one or more):
¨House of Windsor (British Royal Family)
¨ Knights Templar or Society of Sion
¨ US Government
¨ Muslim Brotherhood
¨ Adolf Hitler III, hiding in Paraguay
¨ Soviet KGB scientists in underground Siberian cities - There was an authentic Osama bin Laden but he was killed in Afghanistan in 2001 by (choose one):
¨ captured christian slave girl/concubine
¨ secret SAS raiders
¨ Saudi Salafi commandos
¨ The Donald - Osama bin Laden had extensive plastic surgery and replaced the man who was actually elected US President in 2008, while that person was in turn surgically modified to take bin Laden’s place, and then killed because he got tired of goat meat and wanted to come out of the cold.
- Osama bin Laden was a (chose one or more): ¨ CIA operative ¨ Mossad operative ¨ KGB operative ¨ FSB (Russian security) operative ¨ MI-6 operative ¨ INTERPOL operative ¨ Gestapo or Neue Gestapo operative ¨ Chinese operative, who turned rogue and finally had to be taken out. ¨ all of the above.
- Osama bin Laden was not killed in 2011; he was captured and is in rendition on an unmarked merchant ship while his brain is being vacuumed; the video and photos of the raid were staged and photoshopped so that everyone thinks he is dead.
- The Osama bin Laden killed in 2011 was an out-of-luck actor hired to pretend to be Osama and was (chose one)
¨ killed instead of getting paid off,
¨ replaced by a clone and now living in luxury in Monaco with a good shave,
¨a masochist who thought his lovers would eat his body after he was killed, or
¨ the accidental victim of an overly-complex script and friendly fire. - Osama bin Laden was the (chose one of the following):
¨ reincarnation of the Prophet Mohammad (pbuh)
¨ Twelfth Imam and Mahdi, ¨ Messiah returned,
¨ Messiah first coming,
¨ a reincarnation of Balaam’s donkey, and was taken up to the Fifth Heaven by Allah. - So his death had to be staged by (chose one or more):
¨ Pakistani intelligence (ISI),
¨ Israeli intelligence (Mossad),
¨ CIA,
¨ The Sinaloa Cartel,
¨ Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream (Clandestine Division). - Osama bin Laden was the illegitimate great-grandson of Rasputin the Mad Monk, and the center of a KGB plot to overthrow the United States that didn’t get the word to stop when the Soviet Union fell, and finally got tired of the game.
- Osama bin Laden was Howard Hughes, who faked his own death after he went through a secret rejuvenation process and became an enemy of the United States because they wouldn’t give back his Spruce Goose.
- Osama bin Laden is a cousin of the White House resident (2009-2017) and is now living in a shack in a sub-basement of the Chicago City Hall and is a janitor for the nearby Presidential Library; everything was faked.
- Osama bin Laden was killed but it was a fake, prepared body that was buried at sea and the real body was sent to Atlanta to be examined but stolen by secret Islamic deep-cover agents and taken to Paraguay to be reanimated in Hitler’s secret laboratories by Joseph Mengele.
- Osama bin Laden was killed in 2011 but rose out of the water three days later and is now executing forty years of terror to destroy the West.
© 2011 and 2025 by Simon Jester Media. May be used with attribution.
Sometimes it doesn’t hurt to laugh at the garbage that governments try to pull. As long as we remember to question everything that they do and say.
SCOTUS and lesser Nazgul – powers and corruption
American government and society have been irretreivably warped – twisted – by the so-called justice system. The federal judicial branch and system established by the US Constitution and then changed and frankly corrupted by Congress and the influence and desires of the judges themselves.
As a result, in 2025, the American federal court system is a monstrosity that the Founding Fathers never envisioned and would not have tolerated. And because the various State systems are modeled largely on the current FedGov model, they too are tainted – and often downright corrupt.
Like the wicked judge of Jesus’ sermon, sometimes even a corrupt system and the people in it can do the right thing. At least now and then. But that is not what right, moral, or needed by a free people. And as time goes on, the corrupt nature gains more power and causes more harm.
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